Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

Jimmy: So Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Chazz: We're going to skate to one song, and one song [sings] I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Jimmy: How do you even know what that means?
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Jimmy: No it's not, it's...
Chazz: It gets the people GOING!

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Blades of Glory Quotes

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!

Jimmy