Buck Swope: You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
Bank Worker: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.

I wanna fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck?

Dirk

Buck Swope: How's my little kung fu fighter?
Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

[about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.

Rollergirl

Don't just ram it in there like that. This is not a hole in the wall pal, It's Rollergirl.

Jack Horner

Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Reed Rothchild

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

Dirk: [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: Then feast on that.

I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.

Maurice

Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk: Hello? Exactly.

I know fucking karate.

Dirk

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Boogie Nights Quotes

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Floyd Gondolli

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.

Dirk