Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Reed Rothchild

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

Dirk: [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: Then feast on that.

I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.


Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk: Hello? Exactly.

I know fucking karate.


Kurt Longjohn: Little Bill.
Little Bill: Hey. Kurt. What's up?
Kurt Longjohn: What's wrong with you?
Little Bill: Ah... my fuckin' wife, man, she's over there... she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching - it's a fuckin' embarrassment.
Kurt Longjohn: Yeah. Yeah. I know.

You don't know what I can do! You don't know what I can do, what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be! I'm good! I have good things and you don't know about! I'm gonna be something! I am! And don't fucking tell me I'm not!


Todd Parker: We're not leaving yet. We're here now, and we want something else from you. Hey, hey, hey hey! We want something else from you.
Rahad Jackson: What?
Dirk: Todd, what the hell are you doing man! Lets just go.
Todd Parker: In the master bedroom... under the bed... in a floor safe. Understand?
Dirk: What the fuck is the matter with you lets go!
Todd Parker: Shut up Dirk. I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
Rahad Jackson: Are you kidding me, kitty?
Todd Parker: No, I'm not. I'm not kidding. I want whats in the safe. We want whats in the goddmn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom in the goddamn fucking floor safe, thats all.

Reed Rothchild: Hey, are those lizard?
Dirk: No, they're Italian. I'm gonna fuckin' buy these.

See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

Buck Swope

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I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Floyd Gondolli

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.