Favorite Boogie Nights Quotes
Buck Swope: You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
Bank Worker: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.
I wanna fuck. It's my fucking big dick. Who wants to fuck?
Dirk
Buck Swope: How's my little kung fu fighter?
Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
[about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.
Rollergirl
Don't just ram it in there like that. This is not a hole in the wall pal, It's Rollergirl.
Jack Horner
Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!
Reed Rothchild
I have other interests. I'm a magician.
Reed Rothchild
Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?
Dirk: [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[unzipping his pants]
Dirk: Then feast on that.
I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.
Maurice
Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.
Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk: Hello? Exactly.
I know fucking karate.
Dirk
