So, Jack tells me you've got a great big cock.

Colonel James

Little Bill: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Little Bill's wife: What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?

Dirk: Aren't you gonna take your skates off?
Rollergirl: I never take my skates off.

I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.

Jack Horner

We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.

Jack Horner

He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.

Jack Horner

Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.

Jack Horner

Let's get some of that Saturday night beaver.

Reed Rothchild

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Floyd Gondolli

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.

Dirk

You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star.

Dirk

What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Dirk

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Boogie Nights Quotes

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Floyd Gondolli

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.

Dirk