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What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Niiice!

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This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.

High five!

Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

In my country, they would go crazy for these two.

Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!

I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!

Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?

This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!

May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!

Borat is a naive Kazakh reporter that travels to America in search of Pamela Anderson and other wonders. Watch Borat online and see why people adore this silly film.

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Borat