Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.

Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!

[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?

What's up, vanilla face?

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Fuck off, Death!

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.

Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?

Borat is a naive Kazakh reporter that travels to America in search of Pamela Anderson and other wonders. Watch Borat online and see why people adore this silly film.

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.


I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!