Favorite Borat Quotes
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!
[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?
What's up, vanilla face?
[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Fuck off, Death!
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.