Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

Whoawhoawewa!

We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

I loves the Pamela Andersons.

Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?

The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Borat