Popular Borat Quotes
What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!
The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!
I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.
Quick children, smash the Jew egg!
Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.
[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?