What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.

Gipsy! Give me your tears! If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!

Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?

Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!

Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?

Borat is a naive Kazakh reporter that travels to America in search of Pamela Anderson and other wonders. Watch Borat online and see why people adore this silly film.

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What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Borat