Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.

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We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.

I loves the Pamela Andersons.

Fuck off, Death!

We support your war of terror.

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

Whoawhoawewa!

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Borat