Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

What's up, vanilla face?

Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?

[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.

May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!

We support your war of terror.

Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?

I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!

[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!

Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

In my country, they would go crazy for these two.

Quick children, smash the Jew egg!

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.


I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!