[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.

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[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

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What's up, vanilla face?

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Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.

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Whoawhoawewa!

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[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

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I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

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[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?

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The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.

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Fuck off, Death!

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I loves the Pamela Andersons.

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Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.

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