[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

What's up, vanilla face?

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.


[holding gun] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold... Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?

The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.

Fuck off, Death!

I loves the Pamela Andersons.

Borat: You like me? You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: Yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I'm not your boyfriend... okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.


He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!