We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.

He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

Quick children, smash the Jew egg!

Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?

Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

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Borat Quotes

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Borat

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Borat