Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]

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I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

Helen's Stepson

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[shouting] We all got the flu. Such a coincidence.

Annie

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Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Lillian

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Annie: You are going along with your life and you look around and you notice like Ohh. I am in my 30's, I am 40,000 dollar in debt. I live with a weirdo.
Lillian: You have a super creepy roommate.

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