Favorite Bruno Quotes
BrÃ¼no: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
BrÃ¼no: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
BrÃ¼no: That is such a Samantha thing to say!
You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!BrÃ¼no
Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
BrÃ¼no: Not yet.
How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?BrÃ¼no
I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.BrÃ¼no
A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.BrÃ¼no
The baby is a man magnet.BrÃ¼no
We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!BrÃ¼no
I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.BrÃ¼no
Ich bin Bruno!BrÃ¼no