A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.

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The baby is a man magnet.

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I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.

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Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
Brüno: Not yet.

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Ich bin Bruno!

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Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

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You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!

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We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!

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How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

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I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.

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