
Popular Bruno Quotes
A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.
Brüno
The baby is a man magnet.
Brüno
I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.
Brüno
Bruno: Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.
Brüno: Not yet.
Ich bin Bruno!
Brüno
Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!
You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!
Brüno
We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!
Brüno
How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?
Brüno
I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.
Brüno