Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!

[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]

Osborne Cox

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

[excited] Oh, my God!

Chad Feldheimer

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

Well, hello!

Harry Pfarrer

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Burn After Reading Quotes

[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

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Burn After Reading won't win another Best Picture Oscar for The Coen Brothers. No Country for Old Men, it is not. But this is a fun ride,...

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