Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

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• Added: October 01, 2008

Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!

• Permalink: Think that's enough carrots? ...What?!
• Added: October 01, 2008

[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]

Osborne Cox

• Permalink: Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
• Added: September 22, 2008

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

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• Added: September 17, 2008

[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

• Permalink: What the f**k? I killed a spook.
• Added: September 17, 2008

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

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• Added: September 17, 2008

Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer

• Permalink: Appearances can be... deceptive.
• Added: September 17, 2008

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

• Permalink: You think it's a Schwinn!
• Added: September 17, 2008

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

• Permalink: Give me the CD! Give me the money!
• Added: September 12, 2008

[excited] Oh, my God!

Chad Feldheimer

• Permalink: Oh, my God!
• Added: September 11, 2008

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

• Permalink: What the f**k...?
• Added: September 11, 2008

Well, hello!

Harry Pfarrer

• Permalink: Well, hello!
• Added: September 11, 2008