Burn After Reading Quotes
Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!
Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!
[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!
Osborne Cox
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]
Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!
Osborne Cox
[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.
Harry Pfarrer
Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.
Appearances can be... deceptive.
Chad Feldheimer
You think it's a Schwinn!
Chad Feldheimer
Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!
[excited] Oh, my God!
Chad Feldheimer
What the fuck...?
Osborne Cox
Well, hello!
Harry Pfarrer
