[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

[excited] Oh, my God!

Chad Feldheimer

Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.
Katie Cox: You're so coarse.
Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the rear entry situation.

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

Well, hello!

Harry Pfarrer

CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

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[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

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Burn After Reading won't win another Best Picture Oscar for The Coen Brothers. No Country for Old Men, it is not. But this is a fun ride,...

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