Favorite Burn After Reading Quotes
[on phone] Tell Dr. Cox I have the new keys!Osborne Cox
[Osbourne hangs up, and picks up a hatchet]
Katie Cox: [while Harry is cutting carrots] Think that's enough carrots?
Harry Pfarrer: [angrily] ...What?!
Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!