[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

CIA Officer: We'll ... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: Okay.

Well, hello!

Harry Pfarrer

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

[excited] Oh, my God!

Chad Feldheimer

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

You think it's a Schwinn!

Chad Feldheimer

Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

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Burn After Reading Quotes

[after shooting Chad] What the fuck? I killed a spook.

Harry Pfarrer

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

Burn After Reading Review

Burn After Reading won't win another Best Picture Oscar for The Coen Brothers. No Country for Old Men, it is not. But this is a fun ride,...

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