Popular Caddyshack Quotes
Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still.Carl Spackler
Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.Ty Webb
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.Al Czervik
Ahoy polloi.Spalding Smails
Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.
Ty Webb: Danny.
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.Carl Spackler
IT'S IN THE HOLE!Carl Spackler
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.Al Czervik
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?Al Czervik