I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

Al Czervik

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

Al Czervik

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Al Czervik

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Caddyshack Quotes

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails