I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

Al Czervik

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

Al Czervik

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Al Czervik

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Caddyshack Quotes

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

Judge Smails: [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?
Bishop: Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.