"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."Lightning McQueen
Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."
Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."
Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!
"These Americans are clearly master spies."Finn McMissile
Lightning McQueen: "Speed. I am speed."
Francesco Bernoulli: "Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed! "Francesco... he's triple speed!" Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!"
Lightning McQueen: [to himself] "He is so getting beat today..."
Mater: "Excuse me lady."
Holley Shiftwell: "This cannot be him."
Finn McMissile: "Is he American?"
Holley Shiftwell: (As Mater shows off some of his funky dance moves) "Extremely."
Finn McMissile: "Then it is him."
Professor Zundapp: "Lightning McQueen cannot win the race."
Grem: "Instead of saying "ka-chow," he's gonna go "ka-boom!"
Finn McMissile: "Finn McMissile, British intelligence."
Mater: "Tow Mater, average intelligence."
Lightning McQueen: "How'd you like to come and see the world with me?"
Mater: "You mean it?!"
Mater: "What you got here that's free? How about that pistachio ice cream?"
Food Vendor: "No, no - wasabi."
Mater: "Oh same ole same ole. What's up with you? That looks delicious..."