You're just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.

Miguel Ernesto

DEA Agent Parker: Do. You. Speak American?
Armando Alvarez: No sir. I don't speak American.

My woman, Miss Lopez, must love the land as I do.

Armando Alvarez

Raul Alvarez: I'd like to propose a toast and thank those who have come from so far. But I would like to specially thank someone -- someone who many of you have often called stupid, imbecile, fat head, but...he's a guy with a big heart. I propose a toast for my brother. For your happiness Armando.
Armando Alvarez: Yes, to Raul's happiness. May you enjoy all of life's pleasure. Even if it means the destruction of the family!

Onza: Sonia, why are you sleeping with this dirty rancher?
Armando Alvarez: Say away, or I'll beat you with these hands!

I am Armando Alvarez!

Armando Alvarez

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Casa de mi Padre Quotes

DEA Agent Parker: Do. You. Speak American?
Armando Alvarez: No sir. I don't speak American.

You're just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.

Miguel Ernesto

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