Favorite Closer Quotes
Dan: It's not safe out there.
Alice: Oh, and it's safe in here?
I love you, and I need a piss.Dan
Anna: Why are you dressed?
Larry: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.
Larry: I used to come here when it was a punk club. The stage was... Everything is a version of something else. Twenty years ago. How old were you?
Larry: Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies.
Alice: My nappies were flared.
Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.
I think you owe me for deceiving me so exquisitely.Larry
But we're happy... Aren't we?Larry
Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.
Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.
As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.Larry
Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.
A good fight is never clean.Larry