No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?

Alice

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice

Customs Officer: Welcome back, Miss Jones.
Alice: Thank you.

Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

A good fight is never clean.

Larry

But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

I think you owe me for deceiving me so exquisitely.

Larry

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Closer Quotes

Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.

Alice

Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.