Popular Closer Quotes
Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.Larry
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.
Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.
Alice: What's your work?
Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
Alice: What sort?
Dan: I write obituaries.
Alice: Who was your last boyfriend?
Anna: My husband.
Alice: Was he English?
Anna: I don't kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.
I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.Alice
Customs Officer: Welcome back, Miss Jones.
Alice: Thank you.
Larry: Alice, tell me something that's true.
Alice: Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do.
Dan: And you left him, just like that?
Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
Dan: Supposing you do still love them?
Alice: You don't leave.
Dan: You've never left someone you still love?
[speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.Larry
But we're happy... Aren't we?Larry