Anna: I don't want trouble.
Dan: I'm not trouble.
Anna: You're taken.
Dan: I've got to see you.
Dan: You... KISSED me!
Anna: What are you - TWELVE?
Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.
Dan: Do you have any children?
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.
Larry: Are you dressed because you thought I might hit you? What do you think I am?
Anna: I've been hit before.
Larry: Not by me!
Larry: Did you do it here?
Larry: Why not?
Anna: Do you wish we did?
Larry: Just tell me the truth.
Anna: Yes, we did it here.
Anna: [points] There.
Larry: On this? We had our first fuck on this. Did you think of me?
Larry: Are you leaving me? Because of this? Why?
Larry: Cupid? He's our joke.
Larry: Are you flirting with me?
Larry: Are you allowed to flirt with me?
Alice: No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules.
Larry: You're mocking me!
Alice: Yes, I'm allowed to flirt.
Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.
Larry: Why didn't you just tell me the second I walked through the door?
Anna: I was scared.
Larry: You're a coward, you spoiled bitch.
Larry: You still pissing about on the Net?
Dan: Not recently.
Larry: I wanted to kill you.
Dan: I thought you wanted to fuck me.
Larry: Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way.
Dan: Thanks. You stand alone.
Larry: Is he a good fuck?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Larry: Better than me?
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me!
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Larry: Why would that be?
You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.Larry