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Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!

Tai

You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

Cher

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

Dionne

[arrives at party] So should we do a lap before we commit to a location?

Cher

Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

Mel: I'd like to see you have a little direction.
Cher: I have direction!
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.

Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Tai

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

Cher: You are such a brown-noser.
Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades?
Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.

Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period... I got a C in debate?

Cher
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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher