Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

Cher Horowitz

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

[about keeping her virginity] You see how picky I am about my shoes ... and they only go on my feet!

Cher

Tai: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.

Cher: Daddy, this is my friend, Tai.
Mel: [to Tai] Get the hell outta my chair!

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Cher

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Mel
Clueless is a classic! It announced the career of Alicia Silverstone as a more savvy than you think LA teen. Check it out and watch Clueless online.

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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher