Favorite Clueless Quotes
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?Cher
Josh: You know maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause, make a contribution. In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is...
Cher: Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.
Josh: Which I'll bet serves your interests more than theirs. You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
[about keeping her virginity] You see how picky I am about my shoes ... and they only go on my feet!Cher
What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?Mel
Tai: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.
Cher: "Second notice on an outstanding ticket." I don't remember getting a first notice.
Mel: The TICKET is the first notice.
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.Mel
Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party.Cher
Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.
Josh: Hey, in some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
Cher: Thank you Josh. I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again?
I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.Cher