Favorite Clueless Quotes
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.Cher
Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.Cher
I was just totally clueless!Cher Horowitz
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.Cher
Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.
Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.
Dee, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring.Cher
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.Travis
[seeking a match for her teacher] Unfortunately, There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.Cher
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.Cher
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.Cher