Favorite Clueless Quotes
Cher: You are such a brown-noser.
Josh: Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet. What makes you think you can get teachers to change your grades?
Cher: The fact that I've done it every other semester.
Josh: Wow, you're fillin' out there.
Cher: Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.
Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!Tai
Mel: I'd like to see you have a little direction.
Cher: I have direction!
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.
Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.
[arrives at party] So should we do a lap before we commit to a location?Cher
Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.Dionne
Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!Tai
Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.Cher
Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"
Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.
Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.Christian