Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.

Cher

Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses.
Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Cher

Cher: Ms. Stoger. That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Miss Stoger: Thanks for the legal advice.

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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher