Favorite Clueless Quotes
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.Cher
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?Cher
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.Cher
Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.Cher
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses.
Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.Cher
Cher: Ms. Stoger. That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Miss Stoger: Thanks for the legal advice.