Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

[about keeping her virginity] You see how picky I am about my shoes ... and they only go on my feet!

Cher

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Mel
Clueless is a classic! It announced the career of Alicia Silverstone as a more savvy than you think LA teen. Check it out and watch Clueless online.

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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher