Popular Clueless Quotes
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
I was just totally clueless!
Cher Horowitz
I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
Cher
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Mel
You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
Cher
Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.
Cher
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
Cher
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?
Cher
Old people can be so sweet!
Cher
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
