Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

I was just totally clueless!

Cher Horowitz

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Cher

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

Cher

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Cher

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

Clueless is a classic! It announced the career of Alicia Silverstone as a more savvy than you think LA teen. Check it out and watch Clueless online.

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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher