Popular Clueless Quotes
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Mel
Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.
Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
[about keeping her virginity] You see how picky I am about my shoes ... and they only go on my feet!
Cher
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
Cher
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?
Cher
Old people can be so sweet!
Cher
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Cher
What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Mel
