Popular Clueless Quotes
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.Cher
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?Cher
Old people can be so sweet!Cher
Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.Cher
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.Cher
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.
Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.Cher
She could be a farmer in those clothes.Amber