Popular Clueless Quotes
Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.Cher
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.Cher
She could be a farmer in those clothes.Amber
Cher: Ms. Stoger. That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Miss Stoger: Thanks for the legal advice.
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.Cher
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.Cher
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.
Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?Mel
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.Cher