Popular Clueless Quotes
Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.
[arrives at party] So should we do a lap before we commit to a location?Cher
Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.Dionne
You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.Cher
Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!Tai
Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.Cher
Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"
Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.
Old people can be so sweet!Cher
Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.Christian
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.Cher
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?Cher