Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.


You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.


Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!


Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.


Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Old people can be so sweet!


Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.


Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?


Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.


Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?


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Clueless Quotes

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.