Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

[arrives at party] So should we do a lap before we commit to a location?

Cher

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

Dionne

You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

Cher

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!

Tai

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Cher

Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Christian

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

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Clueless Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

Mel

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and, like, 3 pieces of licorice.

Cher