Josh: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.

[arrives at party] So should we do a lap before we commit to a location?

Cher

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

Dionne

You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

Cher

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!

Tai

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Cher

Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Christian

Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

Cher

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

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Clueless Quotes

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher, Dionne: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray: Yes even, he's gay!
Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.