Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?


Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.


He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?


Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.


Old people can be so sweet!


Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.


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Clueless Quotes

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.