Favorite Crank Quotes
Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?Chev Chelios
Shirt Factory Supervisor: [to Chev] Hey, asshole! Asshole!
Eve: Don't talk to him like that! My boyfriend kills people like you!
Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
Orlando: What's that?
Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.
Get a cell phone, honey, please.Chev Chelios
[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.Chev Chelios
Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.Chev Chelios
[bullets flying all over the place] I forgot to take my Birth-Control Pills!Eve
You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third gradeChev Chelios
Chev Chelios: [talking on cell phone to Kaylo about Verona] I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do.
Chev Chelios: It may actually be the last thing I do.
Chev Chelios: [lowers gun] Congratulations.
Don Kim: Did I win something?
Chev Chelios: Your life, jackass.