I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

Jacob

The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Jacob

I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.

Hannah

I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Jacob

I have purchased a firearm.

Cal

I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.

Jacob

Okay, The Scarlet Letter. To me, the A stands for asshole. Both Hester and Dimmesdale fall in love. Love is for asshole. So they are assholes being chased by assholes because they are assholes.

Robbie

[in a text to Jessica] Demi Moore is 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher. They seem happy together.

Robbie

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Crazy, Stupid, Love Quotes

The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Jacob

I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

Jacob

Crazy, Stupid, Love Review

The title says it all.  Crazy, Stupid, Love follows the story of a group of people falling in love in all the wrong ways - with the wrong...

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