I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.


Sebastian: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it?

I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.


Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.

Sebastian: Unbelievable! Some fag, no offense...
Blaine: None taken.
Sebastian: Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics.
Blaine: Any ideas who it could be?
Sebastian: Blaine, if I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain!

Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Kathryn: Thank you.
Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus.
Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak.

Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she?
Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.
Sebastian: She made me laugh.

We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?


Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.


Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.
Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.

People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.


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Cruel Intentions Quotes

Annette: I'm impressed.
Sebastian: Well, I'm in love.

She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.