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Sebastian

Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.

Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.

Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.

Kathryn

We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Sebastian

Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she?
Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.
[pauses]
Sebastian: She made me laugh.

Sebastian: Why can't we be together?
Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.

People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.

Annette

You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just f*ucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Sebastian

Sebastian: I can't believe that there was a time in my life when all I could think about was... sex
Dr. Greenbaum: That's no way to go through life.

Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Kathryn

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Cruel Intentions Quotes

Annette: I'm impressed.
Sebastian: Well, I'm in love.

She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn