Favorite Dark Shadows Quotes
Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.
Burn, baby, burn!Angelique Bouchard
[seeing Alice Cooper] Ugliest woman I've ever seen.Barnabas Collins
My name is Barnabas Collins. Two centuries ago, I made Collinwood my home... until a jealous witch cursed me, condemning me to the shadows, for all time.Barnabas Collins
If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!Angelique Bouchard
Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.Dr. Julia Hoffman
Witch, you cursed me to be this hideous creature! You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!Barnabas Collins
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.Roger Collins
I shall restore the family business to its former glory.Barnabas Collins
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, future dweller, what is the year?
Willie Loomis: 1972.