Date Night Quotes
Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.
Claire Foster
You put *your* junk in reverse!
Phil Foster
If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Claire Foster
I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.
Phil Foster
...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?
Phil Foster
He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!
Phil Foster
Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil snickers]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!
Date Night Review
We've all busted our guts watching them on The Office and 30 Rock, and now Steve Carl and Tina Fey have finally been paired up in the...
