Popular Date Night Quotes
You put *your* junk in reverse!Phil Foster
He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!Phil Foster
...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?Phil Foster
Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!
If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!Claire Foster
Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.Claire Foster
I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time.Phil Foster