Edward Dalton: Is this place safe?
Elvis: Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

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Immortality is the miracle, we are blessed.

Charles Bromley

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Fuck it, let's have a barbecue!

Elvis

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