That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Darla

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater

All right, all right, all right.

Wooderson

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Dawson

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

Dawson

Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

O'Bannion
Dazed and Confused is a 1993 classic directed by Richard Linklater, starring Matthew McConaughey. It follows a group of teens on the last day of school in 1976.

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Dazed and Confused Quotes

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!