Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

O'Bannion

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

I love them redheads!

Wooderson

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Ms. Ginny Stroud

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Mike

Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.

Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.

Tony

Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike

What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

Jodi

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Dazed and Confused Quotes

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater