Favorite Dazed and Confused Quotes
What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!O'Bannion
We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.Carl Burnett
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.Wooderson
I love them redheads!Wooderson
Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.Slater
Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.Ms. Ginny Stroud
I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.Mike
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.Tony
Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.
I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.Mike
What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.Jodi