What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Darla

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater

Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.

Tony

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Mike

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Dawson

All right, all right, all right.

Wooderson

Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.

Dawson

What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

Jodi

What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

O'Bannion
Dazed and Confused is a 1993 classic directed by Richard Linklater, starring Matthew McConaughey. It follows a group of teens on the last day of school in 1976.

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Dazed and Confused Quotes

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!