The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Ms. Ginny Stroud

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Mike

I love them redheads!

Wooderson

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

Carl Burnett

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

Simone

What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

O'Bannion

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.

Dawson

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The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Wooderson

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!