Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Darla

Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.

Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

Ms. Ginny Stroud

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.

Mike

I love them redheads!

Wooderson

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.

Carl Burnett

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

Simone

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I love them redheads!

Wooderson

All right, all right, all right.

Wooderson