Despicable Me

Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.

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Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
Vector

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Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

[defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!
Gru

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Rating: Unrated

We have to warn him, and FAST!
[starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]
Dr. Nefario

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Despicable Me Quotes

[Agnes looks at a fairground stall's prize, a unicorn plush toy]
Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
[the sisters try their hand at the stall, but lose]
Agnes: Gru...
Gru: Okay, MY turn...
[pulls out a multi-barreled blaster that destroys the stall]
Gru: Knocked OVER!
Agnes: [cuddling her unicorn in ecstasy] It's so FLUFFY!

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Added: July 07, 2010

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

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Added: July 07, 2010