Favorite Die Hard Quotes
[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...John McClane
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?John McClane
Geronimo, Motherfucker!John McClane
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.Hans Gruber
Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.Harry Ellis
Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.Dwayne T. Robinson
C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.John McClane
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.Theo