[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

John McClane

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

John McClane

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

John McClane

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.

Hans Gruber

[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

Theo

They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber

C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.

John McClane

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

Harry Ellis

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.

Die Hard is the action movie starring Bruce Willis that truly revolutionized the genre.

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Die Hard Quotes

Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

John McClane